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Anyone know a free place to park a motorbike at Stansted airport for a few days?
hi you can park in the hotel car park in stansted airport, I parked my bike there for 2 weeks with no problems.
Regards Jason Harley.
Do you think this is a true reflection of our country?
The game is called Asylum
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No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable.
All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic word :
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A few years ago 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our International gateway at Stansted where local law enforcement officers were waiting on hand to fast-track them to their luxury £200 a night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel
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our most popular destinations include the White Cliffs of Dover, and the World famous Toddington service area, in Historic Bedfordshire.
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Hi WTRG that is a true reflection of this country
glad you got a smile keep your chin
up W.M
Spectre mate Aye some folk do think N.Z is joined to Aussie I new a woman who thought Scotland was joined to Norway
cheers
OMG! Whiskey Mac, I do not know if that is a true reflection of your country, but it certainly sounds like my country! America! Either way, That was too freakin’ funny! I have been having a rough bout with depression, that is the first thing I have laughed at in maybe a week!
Thanks!
uk viewers READ THIS its an email i recieved today?
Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of
‘ASYLUM’!
Today’s programme features another chance to take part in our exciting competition: Hijack an airliner and win a council house!
We’ve already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer.
And don’t forget, we’re now the fastest growing game on the planet!
Anyone can play, provided they don’t already hold a valid British passport, and you only need one word of English: ‘ASYLUM’!
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights.
This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar.
No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable.
All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password: ‘ASYLUM’
Only this week 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel. They join tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain !
Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the world famous Toddington Services area in Historic Bedfordshire. If you still don’t understand the rules, don’t forget there’s no need to phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help.
It won’t cost you a penny, so play today; it could change your life forever.
Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas… COME ON DOWN!
Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, get along to the ferry terminal!
Don’t stop in Germany or France ; Go straight to Britain !
And you are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the softest game on earth.Roll up, roll up my friends for the game that never ends.
Everyone’s a winner, when they play
ASYLUM!
Local government is obliged to provide housing for asylum seekers- in short they jump the que in front of our own people
Tags: Airliner, British Passport, Council House, Counsellors, Dissidents, Dream Homes, Drug Smugglers, Ferry Companies, Gangsters, Hilton Hotel, International Gateway, Legal Aid, Lucky Winners, Mass Murderers, Partner Airlines, Play Today, Tamil Tigers, Toddington Services, Uk Viewers, White Cliffs Of Dover | 15 Comments »
IF THIS WAS NOT TRUE IT WOULD BE FUNNY Do you agree?
Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of ‘ASYLUM’.
>
> Today’s program features another chance to take part in our exciting
> competition: Hijack an airliner and win a council house! We’ve already
> given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes,
> courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer. And don’t forget, we’re now
> the fastest growing game on the planet.
>
> Anyone can play, provided they don’t already hold a valid British passport,
> and you only need one word of English: ‘ASYLUM’!.
>
> Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at
> £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and
> accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone
> buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry
> companies or Eurostar.
>
> No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do
> is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password: ‘ASYLUM’.
>
> Few years ago 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown
> Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local
> law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury
> £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel. They join tens of
>
> thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain
> .
>
> Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the
>
> world famous Toddington Services area In Historic Bedfordshire.
>
> If you still don’t understand the rules, don’t forget there’s no need to
> phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of
> lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help. It won’t cost
> you a penny, so play today; it could change your life forever.
>
> Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet
> activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers,
> bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas…COME ON DOWN!
>
> Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, get along to the
> ferry terminal. Don’t stop in Germany or France . Go straight to Britain and
>
> you are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the
> softest game on earth.
>
> Everyone’s a winner, when they play ‘ASYLUM’.
Do you think I could go to the Bahamas and claim ASYLUM from the way our country is run by a bunch of idiots who dont know what the f*** they are doing? answer me please cuz i’ll sell my house, car, kid and dog lol;-) and try it.
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WIN A COUNCIL HOUSE!!!?
Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of ‘ASYLUM’.
Today’s programme features another chance to take part in Our exciting competition; HIJACK AN AIRLINER AND WIN A COUNCIL HOUSE!
We’ve already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor, The British Taxpayer. And don’t forget, we’re now the fastest growing game on the planet. Anyone can play, provided they don’t already hold a valid British passport, and you only need one word of English - ‘ASYLUM’!
Prizes include all-expenses paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at £180 per week, and a chance to earn thousands more from begging, mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights.
This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar. No application ever refused, reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password,’ASYLUM’.
A few years ago 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury £200 a night rooms in the fabulous 4 star Hilton Hotel.
They join tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain .
Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the world-famous Toddington Services area in historic Bedfordshire.If you don’t understand the rules, don’t forget there is no need to phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help.
It won’t cost you a penny, so play today: it could change your life forever!
Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil Tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas……..
COME ON DOWN!
Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, getalong to the ferry terminal.
Don’t stop in Germany or France
Go straight to Britain and you are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the softest game on earth!
Everyone’s a Winner when they play ‘ASYLUM’!
god you’ll get slaughted for this, but everything you say is spot on
Tags: Airliner, British Passport, Council House, Counsellors, Dissidents, Dream Homes, Drug Smugglers, Ferry Companies, Gangsters, Guerrillas, Hilton Hotel, International Gateway, Legal Aid, Lucky Winners, Mass Murderers, Partner Airlines, Play Today, Tamil Tigers, Toddington Services, White Cliffs Of Dover | 6 Comments »
